Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Your Phish Ticket Request

Dear Jiggs,

We regret to inform you that you did not get the tickets that you requested through Phish Tickets. So many people ordered tickets for shows they have no intention of attending,  that it has prevented you and others only ordering for the shows they are attending from getting tickets.

You will have another chance to purchase tickets on the public on-sale date. However, with Ticketmaster's legal scalping, and shitty website we both know that is bullshit. For specific on-sale information please refer to the tour dates section at http://www.Phish.com/tourdates.

However, closer to show time, those who over-bought tickets will be scrambling to unload them, as they realize the market will not pay what they thought they could get for them. We have provided this scenario, so that you, and others, would be able to attend the shows you want at a discounted rate.For any customer service related questions, you are on your own. Best of luck.

P.S. Can't wait to see what shirt you have planned for this summer.

3 comments:

  1. lol, hope to catch up with you this summer, hope all is well.

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  2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    There's your t shirt right there!

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