Friday, June 18, 2010

Phish Mad Libs for Haters

Recently I attended the Phish show at ___________ (venue name). I have been seeing the band for many___________, (units of time) and I think that I have a very good _________ (body part) for music. I can pretty much tell when the band makes a __________ (size) mistake. In fact, I can often tell what the band members are thinking; I am such a/an __________ (adjective) judge of live shows. I am actually pretty amazed at myself for being able to render an opinion so __________ (adverb).

That being said, I can confidently say that the performance was a total _________ (adjective) show. I really couldn’t believe how much I hated it, considering that they played ________ (rare or never played song). There were no less than _______ (3 digit number) flubbed notes, and while I clearly knew which way they wanted to go, they never did the ___________ (expletive) jam the way I wanted. They also had the audacity to repeat ______ (1 digit number) songs. Why would they _____(adverb) do that to me? I am one of their _______ (adjective) fans.

I am actually considering trading all my tickets for _________ (noun), but I have pavilions later in the tour. I hope that I can get close enough to Trey to explain how __________ (adverb) he is playing. I feel I owe it to all the other fans in attendance to prevent him from making ________(animal) sounds with his guitar. I am quite sure I speak for everyone when I say the band played much better in ________ (Mid 90’s year) and never missed a note on any tour in that year.

10 comments:

  1. Oh, Jiggs, you're the best.

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  2. This seems plagiarized from one of my many rants lol! well done!

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  3. High-larious. Now when I'm spun I can just pull out a copy of this as my cheat sheet! Nice one Jiggs :)

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  4. sucks you never saw phish jiggs

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  5. i'm printing one out to give to the jaded fan that with my luck will surely be sitting next to me.

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