Mirthbeaten Worker Shirts

New for 2017!

UPDATE: Do to the response I am running these again.  

Join the union. The Mirthbeaten workers' union.

I will be using Gildan Softstyle short sleeves (style Men 64000 / Ladies 64000l), Long sleeves are Gildan Ultras (style 2400). Hoodys are Gildan 8 oz 50/50 front pocket. (style 18500). Please note not all colors are available in all sizes. Tall sizes are Sport Grey Only. In rare cases I will need to replace a Gildan with another brand if my warehouse is out of a particular size in Gildans. Sample colors are approximate. Check out my About page for more info on the style and sizes I use.

This is a pre-order. Shirts will be printed and shipped after the pre-order period ends.PLEASE CORRECT YOUR ADDRESS IN PAYPAL BEFORE ORDERING. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER AND ADDRESS ARE CORRECT.

Garment Colors are Approximate

UPDATED:
Orders will be open for one week, starting now. Orders will close on Monday January 23rd around noon. Those who have ordered from me before on a pre-order know how this works, but for anyone who has not; All of the shirts do not get ordered/printed until the pre-order ends. So, please allow time for this, and for your garment to be printed and shipped.  Depending on the size of the order and how many need to be printed, I plan to START shipping these out starting January 26th or 27th. You should get a shipping confirmation sent to your PayPal email address.

Orders EXTENDED until January 23rd!

Orders are closed.

Strange Design T shirts

 New for 2016!

UPDATE: Due to the response I will run these again. Read below for the updated dates on when the order period closes and when they ship.

I will be using Gildan Ultras long and short sleeves (style 2000/2400), Ladies and Men's Gildan Softstyle (style 64000L), and American Apparel Unisex Tank Tops. Hoodys are Gildan 8 oz 50/50 front pocket. All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton.   In rare cases I will need to replace a Gildan with another brand if my warehouse is out of a particular size in Gildans. Check out my About page for more info on the style and sizes I use.

PLEASE CORRECT YOUR ADDRESS IN PAYPAL BEFORE ORDERING. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER AND ADDRESS ARE CORRECT. 

Orders will be open for one week, starting now. Orders will close on Monday August 29th around noon. Those who have ordered from me before on a pre-order know how this works, but for anyone who has not; All of the shirts do not get ordered/printed until the pre-order ends. So, please allow time for this, and for your garment to be printed and shipped.  Depending on the size of the order and how many need to be printed, I plan to START shipping these out starting Friday Sept. 2nd. You should get a shipping confirmation sent to your PayPal email address.

Orders are closed...but don't worry. 

There will be more in stock soon!

Your Trip Is Short - Reprint

Shirts / Front Pocket Hoodie

This is the last run of the winter options for some time, including the zip hoodie option. Zip Hoodies have a different image for the pocket print.

Orders will be open for one week, starting now. Orders will close on Monday February 29th around noon. Those who have ordered from me before on a pre-order know how this works, but for anyone who has not; All of the shirts do not get ordered/printed until the pre-order ends. So, please allow time for this, and for your garment to be printed.  Depending on the size of the order and how many need to be printed, I plan to START shipping these out starting Wednesday March 3rd.

Zip Hoodie

I will be using Gildan Ultras long (style 2400) and short sleeves (style 2000),  and Ladies are Gildan junior fit (style 64000) , all printed on Navy. All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton.  Hoodies are an 8 oz. 50/50 blend. In rare cases I will need to replace a Gildan with a Hanes if my warehouse is out of a particular size in Gildans. Check out my About page for more info on the style and sizes I use.

PLEASE CORRECT YOUR ADDRESS IN PAYPAL BEFORE ORDERING. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER AND ADDRESS ARE CORRECT. 

Orders are closed. 

First Tube Shirts

New for Winter 2015

First Tube / First Order shirts on a one color 100% cotton tee. Black print on either dark grey or red.

Orders will be open for one week, starting now. Orders will close on Monday December 28th around noon. Those who have ordered from me before on a pre-order know how this works, but for anyone who has not; The shirts do no get ordered/printed until the pre-order ends. So, please allow time for this, and for your garment to be printed.  Depending on the size of the order and how many need to be printed, I plan to START shipping these out starting Saturday January 2nd.

This is a pre-order. Garments will not be printed and shipped until AFTER the pre-order ends. Clicking the PayPal button assumes you have read and agree to and understand the following:


PLEASE CORRECT YOUR ADDRESS IN PAYPAL BEFORE ORDERING. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. ANY CHANGE TO YOUR ORDER WILL REQUIRE IT TO BE CANCELED AND PLACED AGAIN WITH THE CORRECT INFO. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER AND ADDRESS ARE CORRECT.  

Shirts start at $15 + shipping

Orders are closed. look for another printing sometime after the first of the year.

Twist Around Reprint

Front

Back

It's been a few years since I have run these. Time to Twist again. This time I will be running them on a slightly darker blue. The shirt feature a 2 color front and a 1 color back print.

I will be using Gildan Ultras long (style 2400) and short sleeves (style 2000), front pocket hoodies are a 50/50 blend (style 18500), and Ladies are Gildan junior fit (style 64000) , all printed on Indigo Blue, except for Ladies, which are on Antique Sapphire. All styles are 100% preshrunk cotton, except for the hoodies, which are a 50/50 blend. In rare cases I will need to replace a Gildan with a Hanes if my warehouse is out of a particular size in Gildans. 

PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING. PLEASE CORRECT YOUR ADDRESS IN PAYPAL. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. ANY CHANGE TO YOUR ORDER WILL REQUIRE IT TO BE CANCELED AND PLACED AGAIN WITH THE CORRECT INFO. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER AND ADDRESS ARE CORRECT.

Orders will be open for one week, starting now. Orders will close on Monday March 16th around noon. I will only print what is ordered. Those who have ordered from me before on a pre-order know how this works, but for anyone who has not; The blank shirts do not get ordered until the pre-order ends. So, please allow time for this, and for your garment to be printed.  Depending on the size of the order and how many need to be printed, I plan on shipping these out starting March 20th. This does not mean your shirt will ship on March 20th. Printing is scheduled to begin on March 18th. 

ORDERS ARE CLOSED.

Uggly Piggly Shirts

New for 2014! This will be a front only print in white on your choice of 5 colors (Red, Forest Green, Carolina Blue, Purple, or Black). The shirts will be Gildan Ultra 6.1 oz. cotton (100% pre-shrunk cotton). Not all styles will have every color available, just the short sleeve tees.
Since this will be the first printing, there will be a pre-order period of one week. This is your chance to have your preferred color and size. Afterwards I will add some sizes to the store, but I don't normally carry long sleeves and ladies tees, so get 'em now.

Pre-orders end 10-1-14. Please remember that your shirt will not be printed until at least this date. If there is a good response I will do another printing later in the fall. Watch this post for info on when the shirts ship out to you.

Tweezer Madness Returns

I haven't offered this one for a few years, so I figured it was time. I put a little twist on the colors this go around. The light yellow shirt is unfortunately only available in the men's short sleeve. The other is a dark heather, which the rest of the styles are available in. Both are Gildan 6.1 oz cotton. Ladies will be my normal Gildan Softspun junior cut.

Get yours HERE.

Cyber Monday Deals

Check out the shirt page for $10 T shirts. All sizes.

Step into the Freezer Shirt!

Step into the Freezer!

Introducing the Step into the Freezer shirt! A re-imagined take on an old classic. I have been hashing out the best way to draw out this idea and thought a floor freezer was a good way to go. This was also my first attempt at a multi-color screen print.

The design is a 4 color front print (white, red, turquoise, and sienna), and a one color back on a Navy shirt.

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.

These orders will stay open until I have built up a little stock. Some of these garments will be ready right away, but please allow 2 weeks for your shirt to arrive, in case there are any issues with ordering these shirts as needed. This will be your chance to get Hoodies or Long Sleeves, as I do not keep these items stocked regularly. Hoodie and Long sleeve orders are closed.

I have listened to your feedback about the garments and I have decided to go all Gildan Softspun on the tees. Long sleeves will still be the same ones I have used, but the Gildan Softspun line combines the durability I need with a lighter and more comfortable fabric. 3X and talls will still be on the Ultras I have been using, so this change will not affect my big and tall people. I think you guys will be really happy with these. All sales are final. For sizing charts and info, check here before you order.

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Phish Donut Logo Shirts!

Orange and White on Blue Dusk.

After a long wait, they are finally here! I have been asked countless times to do this design, and after many years, I finally asked myself...why not? I couldn't think of a reason why I shouldn't do these. I want to give the fans what they ask for!

A two color front-only print, this Gildan 100% preshrunk cotton in Blue Dusk is printed with Fishman Red Orange donuts, and Bootleg Off White. Pre-order's will open on April 1st at midnight. The orders will only remain open for 10 days. Orders will ship approximately 2 weeks after pre-orders close.

Available in Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve, Ladies, Hoodies, MuMus, and Thongs.

Get yours here.